Pity, if you will (if you can) the girls past and present of Sir Mick Jagger. For every one that becomes First Lady of France, there’s one that’s gone the publicly humiliating L’Wren Scott/ Georgina Chapman route and foisted a line of unsuitable, unflattering,ill-fitting duds on an unsuspecting public, like this poor, clueless member of the public right here. If I were Julia Roberts and I had to appear in public in that, I, too, would be tempted to bash out my brains right there, center stage.
Cute shoes, though.
Isabella Rossellini fills the convents! (raincoaster)
Parker Posey is no angel either (Ayyyy)
Putin aside temptation (Lolebrity)
Industry Swiftly makes Kanye prOn (AgentBedhead)
Conan O’Brien is a cunning linguist (BusyBeeBlogger)
Adrien Brody is pursued by a succubus from Hell (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Angels get pregnant? (CelebritySmack)
Celebrity hobos (CityRag)
Cojo eulogizes Liz Hurley’s dress (CojoStyle)
Recession fashion tips from Vivienne Westwood (CyberBoris)
Kanye in the Sky with a microphone? (DailyStab)
Anne Hathaway is Jake Gyllenhaal’s guardian angel (EvilBeet)
Don’t EVER touch Charlie Sheen’s watch (Earsucker)
These are your people’s choices (GabbyBabble)
and deliver us from Speidi (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Un-chain Hilary Swank’s heart (GoFugYourself)
A Kardashian is judging you (HaveUHeard)
Russell Brand leaves his wife for Prince Charles (INeedMyFix)
Victoria Beckham and her incubus step out in daylight (JustJared)
Shalit be time for trading places? (Movieline)
The government hates your boss too (PerezHilton)
and in related news, Castro is still alive (PoorBritney)
Before Pee-Wee! (SeriouslyOMG)
